Hey, wait a minute, I'm the first one to quote Cromwell on this forum. You plagiarizers can glom on if you like, but I'm the one that brought a little class to this place ;-) Hehe !

Seriously, all you guys are awesome ! I'm glad I could interject some Shakespeare, Cromwell, and Locke on this forum. Hopeful it makes all of us sound a little bit more intelligent. (Some of us more so than other, right Mojo?)

Nerf on my friends, nerf on.

"Warts and all" - Oliver Cromwell

this is more off-topic than a bird stuck in a spiderweb

Deploy shoots 15 feet and chews darts. 15 feet MAX.

Centurion, although not too relaible does better than that at any rate, and looks cooler

I've never eaten dog hair, nor cleaned chalkboard with cat claws, but to me both sound preferable.

(insert generic joke comment about how you should use a Rapidstrike)

Also Deploy because you can actually aim with it despite awful range (I have both)

Crimmey, this thread is so old that prepubescent Flat wrote some replies to it.